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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Part of Untitled Novel

Nunthorpe was an affable chap with a dry sense of humour, and sarcastic to boot. The first time Eva laid eyes on him, in the Union bar in Newcastle in her first year, she was entranced. He was her kind of guy, the kind that would be in a band, or a writer or an artist. He just had that look. Clothes that were straight from a charity shop (before that kind of thing was the fashion) mixed with band tees and Campus trainers and messy hair.

Of course, he was far too cool for her and was in his second year of his degree (in English and Media studies). But she floated for a year on the edge of his circle, knowing his peripheral friends, and attending the same classes, but never making it obvious she was trying to get to know him. Eventually they became friends, good friends; she was his go to girl when everything seemed doomed and he needed a pick up. He never suspected her feelings, and she never told him. Though they shared a kiss in a telephone booth on his last day in Newcastle, he thought it was just drunken fooling around.

writer's blockage?

I've been quiet of late, because after making a real surge with entering short story competitions the novel I was working on has fallen to the wayside and I'm finding it difficult to get back into it. I know where the story goes but I'm struggling to write it down. On top of that I've been studying for my NVQ (ooooh - fancy!) in creative writing so that's taken up a bit time aswell (although that too has fallen by the wayside in the last few weeks. Must get motivated again! I'm not sure how the short stories are going down, but I think the main problem I'm having is not taking them seriously enough, which isn't going to win me any prizes is it?!

But I have Johnny Shankley finished and he's due for his final draft in May. This novel I'm going to finish by the end of the year, and my NVQ novel shoud be done in December too, at least to the first draft. Fragments is ready to go, but I need to do research on who publishes short storys (9,000 words). There's no point attempting to get a book published in New Zealand as they are very New Zealand focused - it's part of its charm that they are so stauchly insular!

I haven't really listened to a lot of Ryan Adams in recent weeks after the marriage funnily enough, but this has left me lots of time to re-discover music so my ipod has been working through Led Zeppelin, Gene, Blur's first 2 albums, Kate Bush, and many more. It's been quite refreshing!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ryan Adams is coming to Auckland!

It has been a while but only really a little to report. I didn't get the internship because my work visa doesn't allow me to study over here, but if we apply for residency I should be able to apply again next year. I have a coffee meeting with a senior writer from North & South tomorrow - she's very well connected apparently, so fingers crossed I get some kind of link from that. At the very least it'll be so useful to speak to a succesful reporter / writer in New Zealand and get some ideas and make that connection. Sending free cds with reviews attached is apparently not the way to do it!

Johnny Shankley is done! Currently doing the rounds with various people for critiquing. Then I can decide what to do with it...I'm now writing something a little different - I hope intelligent & funny girl literature, but only time will tell!

The most exciting news of all for me is that Ryan Adams is coming to town in Feb!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Johnny

I've been quiet of late, as I've been working hard as an admin bunny and we had to go back to the UK. But I am happy to say I've taken up Johnny Shankley & the Evil Monkey Farmer again and I'm nearly happy with the ending. I think it'll be done at Xmas and then I can work out what to do with it. I also have an excellent 2nd book title so I'm keen to get on with writing the next in the Johnny Shankley installment!!

I also have 2 short (ish) stories that I'm going to put forward for a couple of competitions. I've yet to hear from the Fairfax Media internship but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed.......

I'm very excited that Ryan Adams has started blogging again, and also that the Cardinals have a new single out soon! Come to New Zealand.......X

Friday, August 29, 2008

A segment of my novel..

tm" Mel was fuck-ugly. This could actually be an understatement. She was 5 ft, with badly dyed hair that resembled orange wire. Her skin was awful and pimply, like a 14 year old boy's, and she unwisely choose to try and hide the giant blemish that was her face by wearing a combination of white face powder (as such a clown would wear) and bright red lipstick, which was usually applied 15 times during the day, and each time very poorly.
People of ugly dispositions generally have something in their favour. A sense of humour, or being helpful or smart; Mel had nothing going for her whatsoever. She had a huge attitude problem, which was akin to the angry black rapper types that she felt such an affinity with. (She was one of those South London girls who thought because they’d shagged a few black boys, and listened to rap that they were in fact black.) She had no sense of humour, no sense of her own personality and was extremely thick. She had a tendency to fuck security guards in the stores she worked in, and would form an attachment that was tantamount to stalking to any man who paid her attention."

Friday, August 22, 2008

Internship 09 part 2

Ok, so I'm through to the next stage of the fairfax media internship 09 competition - yay me! Next stage is rigorous testing - do I know stuff and can I spell properly? Hopefully the answer is yes and then I'll be through to the third round - interviews (eek). Still, won't get ahead of myself just yet... now who is the coach of the All Blacks?

I've kind of fallen behind with my cyber harrassing - I'm really good, print me! - but will endeavour to do America this week / next week. Good news on the Worcester News front - they've finally updated the website and will print my reviews on a weekly basis, as the newspaper does. I've sent 2 cds to Russell Baillie of the New Zealand Herald with my reviews attached, but he is seemingly not open to bribery. Oh well. It was worth a try, and the more people who own Liam Finn's album the better I think.

Had some positive feedback re: the reviews I posted, so will stick some more on there for the three people who are reading this blog!

Must get back to temping and looking like I'm busy, but Read Ryan Adams blog on tumblr - it's insane!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

A couple of reviews...

Liam Finn – I’ll be lightning

Betachadupa were one of New Zealand’s biggest hopes, but their star shone none too bright elsewhere. On the basis of this album this is a good thing; because Liam Finn as a solo artist has much more to offer than when he was hanging out with a bunch of teenagers writing indie nursery rhymes and trying to hide his youth with a big bushy beard.
“I’ll be Lightning” as an album is a boy becoming a man, an artist coming out from under his dad’s shadow. Stuff the rhetoric, it’s just brilliant. It’s an exciting debut encompassing all ingredients of electro, rock and pop and making a big gooey music pie out them.
Standout track is “Second Chance” which starts as though it’s been played on the wrong speed and continues as a simple guitar riff played again and again. It’s a hypnotic little number, with some haunting lyrics.
“Gather to the Chapel” is a gorgeous acoustic ditty, and “Lead Balloon” is quite frankly demented, but in a good way.
He does sing a bit like his dad, and the music does retains that happy Kiwi vibe, but it’s not just something by the son of Neil Finn and it’s certainly not Crowded House by numbers. It’s chaotic yet snug music, and its honest songwriting marks this album out as something extraordinary.




Elbow - Live set @Virgin Megastores New York City.
April 25th 2008


A beautiful sunny day in NYC and about 50 people have squeezed themselves into Virgin Megastores café on the corner of Union square to watch a live performance by the band Elbow.
Arriving onto the stage a few minutes late, the band get settled, and Guy Garvey humbly thanks us for making the effort to come down and see them play on our lunch breaks…then adds “Although we came from Manchester, England so we made more of an effort.”
They launch into their recent single “Grounds for Divorce”, the band sounding very much on form despite the small stage, and the low quality speakers provided by Virgin. Guy Garvey’s voice is something of a gift from the Gods, and it sounds just as stunning today.
He introduces the next song with some more witty comments, and invites the two violinists on to the stage for “Mirrorball”, a gorgeous track. Next, is a song from their previous album “Leaders of the free World”, a track called “Great Expectations”, which Garvey introduces as a song about getting married on a bus.
The next song is dedicated to the “miseries of Alcoholism”. The song “Some Riot“ is one of the tracks from the album “Seldom seen Kid” which is what they are instore promoting. In true British style they don’t even mention the album once!
The final song is the epic “It’s a Beautiful day”(“This song is all about death and destruction…just kidding!”). Before the band start playing, Garvey invites us to join in with the chorus - “So, throw your curtains wide, one day like this a year will see me right” (He even stops to ask in his broad Manchester accent, “Does that make sense? See me right is a Northern colloquialism, it just means keep me happy”). After this quick lesson, the band launch into the song, and when it gets to the final bit, we all sing along as requested. Well, they made all that effort to come over from England to play to us, so it would have been rude not to.
After another rounds of thank yous, its on to the signing part, and if proof was ever needed that Elbow are one of the most unassuming and humble bands on the planet right now, they request another artist’s album to be played as they sign copies of their own.






Scarlett Johansson – Anywhere I lay my Head
I like Scarlett Johansson as an actress, but can she sing? No, but that’s only half the problem with the album. It’s a clever idea - covers of Tom Waits’ songs and a duet with David Bowie, but it sounds terrible. I can only think Tom Waits did something horrible to Ms Johansson and this is her revenge.
The first track “Fawn” features no singing, just sound effects looped over a spooky accordion. “Town with no Cheer” is doom laden affair, Scarlett sounding like Siouxie Sioux at her most miserable. It is a song with no cheer, if you like.
The next track is no better. “Falling Down” wouldn’t be able to stand up again due to the weight of the misery Scarlett injects it with, and she just sounds bored on “Anywhere I lay my Head”. So it goes on.
I’m not saying I want to hear happy pop music all the time; I love Morrissey and Joy Division and sometimes sad music is necessary, but this is just simply a bad record. It’s depressing in a 80s Goth Rock way, and Scarlett really can’t sing. She’s like the drunken rock chick at karaoke, wailing out the greatest hits of Lou Reed. Not even David Bowie can save the album from its awful pretensions of cerebral rock music. Scarlett clearly loves her music, but that’s doesn’t mean she should have ever been let in a recording studio. File under “Vanity Project” and keep your fingers crossed she doesn’t make another.